So this is my mom's guy friend's work truck

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/22/2018 at 12:51 • Filed to: None

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What does Oppo think? D oes it make up for the fact that his other car is a pink Spark?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 12:57

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Nothing makes up for the pink spark

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 12:57

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“guy friend” = new dad?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 09/22/2018 at 12:59

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Who knows. I'm a grown adult who already has a dad, so probably not.

arl > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 12:59

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Does the Spark fit in the bed of the truck? These are the important questions readers want answers to. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > arl 09/22/2018 at 13:00

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Hang on lemme get my measuring tape

PatBateman > For Sweden 09/22/2018 at 13:03

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That motherfucker.

Sorry, SXT, it was low-hanging fruit, I had to pick it. 

Tristan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 13:10

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Extra points if it’s the ultra-rare ‘87 6.9 diesel/5-speed ZF! But the pink spark definitely cancels out a lot of the cool points...  

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 13:19

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Nothing wrong with cheap basic transportation.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 13:21

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Is it just me or are all Sparks pink?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/22/2018 at 13:21

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Burning a pink Spark?

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > PatBateman 09/22/2018 at 13:24

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I mean, all straight  guys eventually turn into motherfuckers if they have kids, right?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/22/2018 at 13:27

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Youd have to destroy at least 2 to balance out owning 1

LastFirstMI is my name > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 14:01

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Be careful, this guy obviously has multiple personality disorder. 

Rainbow > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/22/2018 at 14:13

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I’m conflicted. On one hand, it’s a Spark and so it sucks. On the other, it’ s pink so it rules.

TheRealBicycleBuck > arl 09/22/2018 at 14:22

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Sure it will! Just pull off the stake sides.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Rainbow 09/22/2018 at 14:34

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A pink dog turd would still be at heart, a dog turd

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tristan 09/22/2018 at 14:49

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It is a manual diesel but I don't know what year.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > LastFirstMI is my name 09/22/2018 at 14:50

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He's a widower. The car belonged to his late wife.

bhtooefr > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 16:15

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The Spark has the wrong powertrain.

(Apparently they have absolutely silly amounts of torque with the right one...)

npc58501 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 16:29

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I swear my uncle has that exact truck somewhere in the Cascade Mountains

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 17:46

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I like that pink color, just saying...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > npc58501 09/22/2018 at 17:54

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Is your uncle also a well driller from Minnesota?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > itranthelasttimeiparkedit 09/22/2018 at 18:16

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Yes, it would be great on like a classic Cadillac, or a kid’s bike. On a modern car though? Not so much.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 22:17

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My stepdad has an F-150 of that vintage. It's one of my favorite vehicles to drive. Manual, 4x4, 5.0. I've told them they have to sell it to me if they ever get rid of it.

npc58501 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 22:36

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No, a farmer and a lumberjack.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 09/22/2018 at 22:44

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Some of my first driving lessons were in an F-150 of that vintage.

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2018 at 23:19

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the dude is confident of his manhood, (and that’s a nice, functional work truck)

Rainbow > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/23/2018 at 08:34

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Well sure, but it would be cooler than all the other dog turds.

greasemonkey235097 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/23/2018 at 12:10

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Does the Spark have a clutch pedal? if so, I give the Spark a pass

Just Jeepin' > npc58501 09/26/2018 at 13:24

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